Wednesday, May 11, 2011

You Might Be A Redneck If?

You have this in your backyard

And your children and dogs spend much of their free time chasing the chickens

Your children sleep in a tent compound on your lawn

AND call you from their cell phones at 3:47 AM when it starts raining

You own a pool ladder but NOT a pool

AND your significant other uses it for access to the chicken coop

You have deer antlers soaking in a bucket on your patio

AND that's all I have to say about that

Take it from me

I know what I'm talking about

I'm married to one and raising three lil' rednecks

P.S. They all think it's hilarious to torture me in this way


Melissa said...

Darn good thing too... so y'all fit right in!

Your family is so cute!

The Kent Family said...

And I thought Caleb and I were the biggest rednecks in our family...not any more. Thanks!
By the way be careful with your dogs and those chickens. Once a dog gets the taste for chicken he will never go back to dog food. Just ask Pongo!

Cristina said...

Ha, forgot the fish on the washer!! When your kids said they slept in tents on a school night I told them they have the nicest Mom in town :)

Amy said...

Hahaha! Don't you know chickens is the new thing so you are actually high in style! Except for the antlers. I am not sure what to say about that. Anyway! Are you guys still coming to FL this summer!!! The last shuttle launch is in July so we'll have to go!!!